WHERE ARE THEY?

WHERE ARE THEY?

As many artistes, both upcoming and ‘Celebs’ are making beats and hits in the music industry, I have sat with my hands on my chin to think of some ironies in this prestigious industry of ours. My usual curiosity led me to observe that some big names we shouted so loud, have tuned so low, that we now mention them in whispers.

       First on my list of missing names is my cool, crazy friend,

CHUDDY K: - He sent us crazy with that gaga hit that cruised about in night clubs and parties. Most of us questioned the lyrical content of such song, but who cares, so long as you can move your body and girls move their waist to the beat, the lyrics can be buried somewhere. His entrance in the industry that year got him a credible landmark, as he won the best street pop for that year. But I have come to notice that this dude, whose song, Disc Jockeys pounded in every night party, have either gone missing or changed occupation. Ever since he gave us that costly Brazilian hair, not much has been heard of him. Probably the Brazilian hair was so costly that he spent all his talent to purchase it. His managers at YQN should have informed him that a cheap ‘weavon’ would have done more good in keeping him on track. Please if you should meet my missing friend anywhere, help me tell him that the Brazilian hair he gave us is overdue, and now old. We need a new hairdo, this time a better one that won’t make us gaga crazy.

CHUDDY K

       The second on my list of missing names is my cool homeboy,

MISH: -  He loves home so much, that he would want to board an aero to his village. Most of us have forgotten that he taught us the now famous dance step ‘etighi’, when he busted our eardrums with that blazing single ‘AkwaIbom’. The lyrical content wasn’t so bad, judging by the fact that it wasn’t my language and I could barely decode its meaning. He used that single to teach us some nuggets about his culture. I have wondered where he might be; probably he has finally gone home, like he always wanted. Anyone who comes in contact with him should please ask him, if he used motor or aero to get to Uyo.

MISH

       I still have a lot of missing persons in my box of curiosity but I will kindly leave that for the subsequent edition.

Augustus C.

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