GAME OF
LOVE
It
is not a battle, but it is very fierce. The game of love, a game where trust is
a big question. A game of two halves of love and lust, whichever you decide to
play in, is at your own cost.
In this game you are regarded as the best
player, if you are able to dribble as many chics
as you want without scoring a goal; only then can you be awarded with the
infamous award “PLAYBOY”. In this
game the word mercy exists only at
the back page or not at all; on the cover page, you will find the word FUN boldly written.
“Messilessly” the guys dribble the chics and “Ramosly” the chics try to stop their amorous
advances. In this game, you don’t have or need a Howard Webb to be fair in officiating the game. Ironically there
are no rules in this game, you either kick or be kicked; it is a free for all
game. Interestingly some decide to stand on the lines and remain spectators.
The only match fixing ever witnessed in
the game of love is gossip. This
crime is more rampant with the chics,
and the Supreme governing body of this game, “Free Independent Flirts
Association (FIFA)”, is trying to curtail the fixing.
The
game is an open transfer market, but here you don’t buy or sell; you just steal
the player that has the money bag or beauty packs, not minding if your best
friend is the manager of the player.
One funny thing about this game is that
it is always in session and unlike other types of games where fatigue is an
excuse, here fatigue is a sickness and all players are always in form.
As a guy that wants to join this game,
money must be ringing bell in your pockets, because that’s the only socket that
gives a girl wireless connection.
As
a girl that wants to join the game, in order to appear more appetizing in the
transfer market, you can colonise two different countries (Brazil & Nigeria) on your hair, and maybe
call it “BRAGERIAN HAIR”. It doesn’t matter, if you paint yourself into
a modern masquerade, because no guy will play if you are not… Don’t forget to
polish your English and fine tune your voice, because guys are tired of hearing
“I’m
Brushing” instead of “I’m Blushing”.
If
you want to be a spectator, fine! Funny enough, there are no gate fees, but
don’t indulge in match fixing. And be careful, the goals that are not scored on
the field of play can be scored at the viewing points.
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like this game
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seriously?
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Augustus
C.
07033000052
©2013.
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