Woman gives birth on board Arik Flight enrout to London.makes emergency landing in Spain.

Woman gives birth on board Arik Flight enrout to London.makes emergency landing in Spain.

According to Thisday newspaper,

An Arik Air flight with over 100 passengers en route to London Sunday was forced to make an emergency landing in Palmas, Spain, as a woman went into labour and gave birth while the aircraft was airborne.

The pilot was said to have requested the emergency landing on the advice of two doctors who were on board the aircraft and had helped the mother deliver the baby.
When the passenger went into labour, the cabin crew asked that doctors on board the flight to identify themselves. Following the announcement, two of the passengers came forward, saying they were doctors and assisted in the delivery of the baby.
Normally, a source disclosed that in the few instances where women have given birth on board, the aircraft would continue its flight to its final destination. However, the Arik flight was forced to make an emergency landing following the advice of the doctors that the woman was bleeding excessively - she was said to have experienced excessive hemorrhaging, necessitating the emergency landing.
At the time of this report, both mother and child were said to have been stable but were left behind in Palmas for monitoring by medical personnel, while the flight continued on its journey to London.

The airline was trying to ascertain if the woman had presented a false medical report from her doctor on the true duration of her pregnancy or she had gone into premature labour while on board the flight.

Women with full term pregnancies are not allowed to travel by air, according to International Civil Aviation Organisation (ICAO) regulations. As such, intending pregnant passengers are required to present medical reports certifying that they are less than 32 weeks pregnant before they are allowed to fly.

A source said the airline was carrying out a full-scale investigation to ascertain the genuineness of the medical report presented by the woman. 

Arik Air’s management said yesterday that if it is discovered that the woman was given a false report to enable her fly, it would file a special complaint against the doctor who had issued the medical report to the Nigeria Medical Association (NMA) for endangering her life and that of the baby, as well that of other passengers on board the flight. 

#im curious, what nationality is that child going to be? Will the baby's mom be claiming her baby is from Nigeria, Spain or even London....*confusedface*

GAME OF LOVE

GAME OF LOVE

It is not a battle, but it is very fierce. The game of love, a game where trust is a big question. A game of two halves of love and lust, whichever you decide to play in, is at your own cost.

       In this game you are regarded as the best player, if you are able to dribble as many chics as you want without scoring a goal; only then can you be awarded with the infamous award “PLAYBOY”.     In this game the word mercy exists only at the back page or not at all; on the cover page, you will find the word FUN boldly written.

       “Messilessly” the guys dribble the chics and “Ramosly” the chics try to stop their amorous advances. In this game, you don’t have or need a Howard Webb to be fair in officiating the game. Ironically there are no rules in this game, you either kick or be kicked; it is a free for all game. Interestingly some decide to stand on the lines and remain spectators.

       The only match fixing ever witnessed in the game of love is gossip. This crime is more rampant with the chics, and the Supreme governing body of this game, “Free Independent Flirts Association (FIFA)”, is trying to curtail the fixing.

The game is an open transfer market, but here you don’t buy or sell; you just steal the player that has the money bag or beauty packs, not minding if your best friend is the manager of the player.

      

       One funny thing about this game is that it is always in session and unlike other types of games where fatigue is an excuse, here fatigue is a sickness and all players are always in form.

       As a guy that wants to join this game, money must be ringing bell in your pockets, because that’s the only socket that gives a girl wireless connection.

As a girl that wants to join the game, in order to appear more appetizing in the transfer market, you can colonise two different countries (Brazil & Nigeria) on your hair, and maybe call it “BRAGERIAN HAIR”. It doesn’t matter, if you paint yourself into a modern masquerade, because no guy will play if you are not… Don’t forget to polish your English and fine tune your voice, because guys are tired of hearing “I’m Brushing” instead of “I’m Blushing”.  

If you want to be a spectator, fine! Funny enough, there are no gate fees, but don’t indulge in match fixing. And be careful, the goals that are not scored on the field of play can be scored at the viewing points.

I like this game

Like seriously?

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Augustus C.

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PEACEFUL DIVORCE.

PEACEFUL DIVORCE.

Unlike other divorce where either party seek parting shots in courts, either requesting for the custody of the kids or half of the wealth, the special one was given a peaceful divorce, after he refused to settle the dust he raised at Bernabau.

With a lot of trophies to his CV, he is always an august visitor wherever he goes, and every husband clamour to have him as wife.

One thing must not be left unsaid about the special one. In most of the contract marriages in which he had either served or was served the divorce, he has always left such marriages with unending nemesis for such husbands. Recounting just but a few, the bridge at Stamford collapsed after he left in 2007. Inter Milan enjoyed the child of his marriage with them, when they lifted the Champions League in 2010, but they have since, remained impotent after he served them a divorce that same year. Real Madrid is already suffering the nemesis of his existence at Bernabau.

With all these rooms in the columns of his CV, one begins to wonder what change he will bring to his new husband Chelsea, and what will be the aftermath of his departure. It must be noted that this will be the second time this couple are getting married.

It has been a lot of mutual divorce, Benitez, though hated by his husband Chelsea, wasn’t a barren wife after all. He gave birth to a Europa Cup, and a Champions League ticket, amidst the curses and boos from the fans, who served him with dirt throughout his stay, even on the night of his delivery, he wasn’t spared. He was eventually served the divorce, after fulfilling his promises to his husband.

I wonder what will be the fate of Man. United after its beloved wife left the scene in a shocking retirement. Though a new wife had been acquired, one still wonders what will be the fate of this new marriage.

It is still uncertain, what Arsene Wenger will be telling his husband, after 8years of barrenness and late miscarriages of Champions league qualification. I bet his marriage contract is either been reviewed or he has a plan on selling another of his oldest sons.

With all these and more divorce been recorded in football, it is now safe to state that soccer is one of such marriages that needs a contractual agreement.

We happily welcome our newly married wives, and wish them the best as we wait for the honeymoon that will be kicking off sometime in August.

Augustus C.

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Facebook Begins Charging to Delete Photos

Facebook Begins Charging to Delete Photos

Faced with continued investor skepticism over its long-term business model, Facebook has quietly started testing a new way of generating additional revenue - charging money to delete old photos.

The new settings, which are currently in beta, ask users to pay $5.00 to delete any photo more than 1 year old from their own Facebook profiles, and up to $20.00 to delete photos of themselves on other people's profiles.

Analysts say that Facebook could generate huge revenues from the new photo settings because many users are desperate to hide embarrassing pictures of themselves from family and potential employers.

Topher Anderson, a technology equities analyst at Citigroup says the new charges could single-handedly help Facebook's sagging stock price recover to its IPO level of $40 a share.

"This new photo fee is a stroke of genius," claims Anderson, "We estimate that over 50 million users will use the feature, spending on average $35 a year to delete the most embarrassing pics. The annual boost to Facebook's top line will be well over $1 billion."

NASA Finds Message from God on Mars.

NASA Finds Message from God on Mars.

Few days ago NASA announced that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release, two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

"This is amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water, and we found proof of God's existence instead.

"I mean how else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's not a single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was jaw-dropping."

Genesis 1:1

NASA's Curiosity rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

"When people find out about this, they will demand change in our society," explains a political scientist at Georgetown University. "Democracy will have to give way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few months."

Despite its potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may not make the impact it should.

"Unfortunately, the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone deserves to hear the truth."